That's hot!

Bish has nice boobs. That is all. Stay classy faggots.

Bun in the Oven?

Sexy Brit Kassette (pictured above) was NOT looking her best tonight... to say the least. She had a rare show in her own channel on Battlecam. During the show, she revealed that her period is 9, yes 9, days late. She went on to ask the audience whether she should keep or abort the baby if she were, in fact, pregnant. I say keep it unless it's Ryderbak's seed. She also teased a contest to name the lovechild. What do you think? Abort or keep?

Stay classy, Battlecam. 

The Artist Formerly Known as BlueEyes

ROCHESTER, Minn. (KTTC) -- A Rochester man is facing charges after being accused of sending a threatening email to a Minnesota State Trooper.
30-year-old Dustin Adamson was arrested on the 3800 block of 10th Avenue Southwest Friday evening.
Investigators say he sent a threatening email to a trooper several days after being pulled over for a traffic violation.
Adamson faces charges of terroristic threats.

    Usually, I wouldn't be blogging about somebody who provides the worst form of broadcasting entertainment on Battlecam. However, BlueEyes (AKA Dustin Adamson) has caught my attention. It seems as though our friend Adam has gotten himself into a wee bit of trouble. Apparently, BlueEyes decided to send a threatening e-mail to a Minnesota State Trooper after he had been issued a citation. One thing I don't understand is how he could possibly get a hold of this officer's e-mail address. How fucking dumb is this kid, though? Really? Good luck with the terrorist threat charge. Anyways, I thought it was hilarious. I'll post the news story below. Stay classy Battlecam.

Ryfourn Has an Afro

I was perusing through Battlecam this lovely evening to find something interesting to blog about. Ladies and gentleman, the most riveting cast I found was... (drum roll)... Ryfourn picking out his afro in his dirty ass room. Beats Anneurysm talking about her douching methods or Wishuwould trying to talk, period. Thanks for the entertainment Alki David. Stay classy Battlecam...

Boats and Zos

Zolar does something stupid... Why not, right?

I Need Money

Now, we've all seen people cam up and beg for money. This is not a new development on Battlecam. However, I thought this warranted a post from yours truly. "Battlecam's Best Sober Friend" Bish (AKA ellybish AKA Kayla) needs rent money (180$) badly enough to beg Battlecam for hours. I don't think a lot is to be said about this, so I'm going to keep this as short as Kayla's time outside of the pen. GET A JOB BISH!


Stay classy, Battlecam...

The 'Not So King' Troll

Now, I don't know the whole story on this one, but I think there could be something to this. We've all heard the rumors of RealJustin and Mariana getting it in. Rumors that were obviously started by the former. And, for the record, I've seen Mariana broadcast once or twice since these rumors hit the net, but not once have I heard her even mention it. Take that for what it's worth, I suppose.

Justin was in a rage this early morning in main chat. A rage about Mariana, apparently. He begged the trolls to believe that he had slept with Mariana, and after, she had somehow screwed him over. I believe he used the word 'love' once or twice.

Anyhow, Justin proceeded to spam his Facebook link, telling chatters how he is posting all the the conversations between he and 'Marianna'. I have a hard time believing it myself, but I think we should let Battlecam decide, personally.

Also, if you notice, he mentions how good of friends he is with Alexxx8. Unfortunately, Alex was having no part in his 'troll' and called him an idiot on a couple of occasions during the conversation.

I find it hard to believe that Mariana speaks like this, even through texts. On the other hand, I find it hard to believe that Justin is smart enough to write out this entire conversation by himself for a trolls sake.

On with the texts...

            

Stay classy Battlecam...

JamesCram is a what?! A furry?

I'm not sure of how many Battlecammers are aware of TheJamesCram. DaveLive is obviously aware of him seeing as he has him on his show frequently. On tonight's "Not a show skype call show" from DaveLive, it was revealed that JamesCram is.. wait for it.. a furry. What is a furry, you ask? From my perspective, a 'furry' is a human being who wants to be an animal so much, they go to the extent of dressing up as these animals; in furry costumes, if you will. I'll let one of these furries explain it themselves..




For the record, James insists that he is a part of the small percentage of furries who do NOT experiment with sexual furry fantasies. He claims to not be turned on by the fur at all.

If you're curious, James' furry name is, get this, Twilight Sparkle. Admittedly, the name comes from "My Little Pony". Twilight is a furry fox with a sensitive side. Here's an avatar of the fuzzy creature for your pleasure...

Now, some people might be asking themselves "Why the hell would you post something without showing him in the suit?" Well, James doesn't have a suit. Apparently they are hundreds of dollars in fur in which he can't afford.

I find myself wishing that TheJamesCram wasn't the only furry on Battlecam if only just because James isn't the most popular or well known broadcaster, especially with him not camming on main anymore. This would be much bigger news had it been, say, BTF, or Vikki rocking the fur. Can you imagine? Picture Mariana dressed as one of her cats. Sexy.

Battlecam's first known furry. Stay classy Battlecam.

Inspired by the Wisdom

I was inspired by the happenings between Battlecam's PersonaNonGrata (AKA WisdomPersona, AKA Joe) and his mother's Scientologist boyfriend. Inspired to start a blog. This here blog. Here, let me post the video...




Please listen close for the 'Crip Crop Crip'

Joe cammed up on main this evening before his late night work out. He wanted to give the trolls an update on this saga. Apparently, the African-American Scientologist came back after doing donuts in the parking lot. Looking for his glasses turned into another scuffle with our favorite BC genius. This time, however, Joe went crazy on him after repeated threats against his life. From Joe's account, the belligerent man ended up in urgent care.

Now, the interesting part of all this scuttlebutt is Joe's mother's reaction to the fight. She told Joe that it would be the right thing to do for him to foot the bill for her boyfriends medical expenses. Joe's simple reply? "Fuck that noise."

For me, this takes the cake when it comes to Battlecam's social casts. Stay tuned for more of my witty responses to Battlecam's finest broadcasts. Oh, and updates on Joe's mom's love for drunk black men. Stay Classy Battlecam.